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Not sure if Barack Obama is the Antichrist? Then it only makes sense that you pose that question to your entire listserv. That's what Fort Mill Mayor Danny Funderburk did, just because he was "curious":

The e-mail, which has circulated in the last six months since Obama secured the Democratic nomination, claims the biblical book of Revelation says the antichrist will be in his 40s and of Muslim ancestry.

I'm not surprised Funderburk was confused. Obama is not a Muslim, and the book of Revelation was written about 400 years before the religion of Islam was founded.

Still, this certainly warranted further investigation. After all, Obama is in his 40s…which reminds me, while I have you all, do any of you think the song Soul Finger by the Bar-Kays is the Antichrist? I've got absolutely no way of knowing whether it is or not, so I'm trying to get documentation.