Sarah Palin: Foreign Policy Advisor

If you're concerned that John McCain is a little kooky on foreign policy and that he might try to nuke Spain or something, fear not. As he told NPR this morning, he gets foreign policy advice from Sarah Palin all the time…

On whether he can imagine turning to Governor Sarah Palin for advice on foreign policy: "I've turned to her advice many times in the past."

Many times in the past! You might be wondering what kind of foreign policy questions Senator McCain might ask Governor Palin and it just so happens I'm willing to speculate…

* If US forces are stretched to the limit in Iraq and Afghanistan and we suddenly face an immediate nuclear threat from Iran, which part of the wolf is best in a stew?

* With Kim Jong Il's health in question, what would it look and sound like if Tina Fey had played a character in Fargo who thought homosexuality was a choice?

* After so many of our international alliances have been weakened by the policies of the Bush administration, did cavemen use saddles when they rode dinosaurs?

(via Andrew Sullivan)