• Sarah Palin Breaks Glass Ceiling of Pornography

    By now, you've probably heard about the upcoming Sarah Palin, um… homage film (you know, the kind with anal sex) "Nailin' Paylin" being released by Hustler Video…

    The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene — a flashback — "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

    There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

    Well, it's heartening to imagine that Palin would be willing to reach around both sides of the aisle.

    The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.

    Pre-production, eh? I guess we'll have to wait a little while for to see what that piece of cinematic brilliance looks like. Unless…

    Let's just say that I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a goat who knows a guy who has access to certain… things. And let's also say I were to put a hyperlink right about here that led to a video that might make certain Obama supporters… how should I say?… rethink their political loyalties.

    (Please! If you're gonna hit that link at work, don't do it with your sound turned way up. Your co-workers might not appreciate it. Trust me on this.)

    Tags: Condoleezza Rice, Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin


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