Barack Obama is Beating John McCain in West Virginia?

Matt Tobey just sent me this link to the newest America Research Group poll of likely voters in West Virginia along with the ominous question, "Are you sitting down?" (Actually, he probably wrote something closer to "Are you sitting down, you fascist jizlobber?" Our relationship is complicated.)

Anyway, I was sitting down when I received the link, but I'm not anymore. I'm lying on the floor, because I had a heart attack and died three seconds after seeing this…

Jesus! When you're an old white dude and you can't beat an arugula-eating black guy in West Virginia, there is something seriously wrong with your campaign strategies.

I didn't think this was even a swing state.

Well, swing state or not, I'm sure that when McCain sees this, he'll be taking a swing at anyone in site. (Sorry, that was too easy.)