• John Cleese's "Ode to Sean Hannity"

    Last night, on The Countdown, Keith Olbermann recited a special poem for Sean Hannity that was written by none other than Monthy Python's John Cleese

    Ode to Sean Hannity
    by John Cleese

    Aping urbanity
    Oozing with vanity
    Plump as a manatee
    Faking humanity
    Journalistic calamity
    Intellectual inanity
    Fox Noise insanity
    You're a profanity
    Hannity

    You can see Olbermann's reading here on MSNBC's site (at about the 2:40 mark).

    You know, it's kinda funny. Just the other day, I wrote a poem for Sean Hannity, too. It just came to me while I was watching Fox News after the last debate…

    Poem for Sean Hannity
    by Dennis DiClaudio

    Hey, Sean Hannity
    Fuck you

    Mine's got more of a beatnik feel to it.

    Cleese's is better.

    Update: Your poems are already waaaay better than mine, so I'm gonna open this up. Drop your own Hannity-inspired poems in the comments, and I'll pick out a few of my favorites to post. Thanks.


    Tags: Fox, John Cleese, Keith Olbermann, Monty Python, MSNBC, Sean Hannity

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