Of Course There's a Sarah Palin Sex Doll

Once you get your hands on the Sarah Palin porno, you're obviously going to want to watch it with a friend, right?

Well, if you're finding them in short supply like me, fear not, because a company called Topco Sales has created the This Is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll. I assume it's named as such to avoid libel suits and confusing Todd Palin.

And like, all great masturbatory aids, it comes complete with a press release…

The sexy 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' won't debate you — and that's a good thing. Her wide-open mouth doesn't spew political bipartisanism because she's just waiting for you to 'drill baby, drill.' Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF.

"Topco Sales is also offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice presidential debate. The 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' already has that moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy — having been manufactured in China and all," says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales."

I'm sure the doll is nice, but the hair on my Joe Biden sex doll is much more authentic-looking.

(via Digg)