• Louis Farrakhan Calls Barack Obama "The Messiah"

    I get so tired of the racism in this election when people say Obama is a terrorist. Just because he's Muslim, it doesn't mean he's a terrorist too! That's just racist.

    But he is a Muslim, thatʼs for sure. And here's the proof

    Because I don't know how to take things with a grain of salt, allow me to pile a mountain of saltiness into this plate of inconsequential nothingness.

    OBAMA TOTS THINKS HE'S THE MESSIAH! I mean, Louis Farrahkan definitively stated it, and they are both black, so they must whole-heartedly agree on everything. Isn't that how race works?

    "Returning to the theme that Obama is a mystical figure, Farrakhan said, he 'is not the Messiah for sure, but anytime he gives you a sign of uniting races, ethnic groups, ideologies, religions and makes people feel a sense of oneness, that's not necessarily Satan's work, that is, I believe, the work of God.'"

    Wait, Farrakhan isn't even sure if Obama is the Messiah? What a flip-flopper! More definitive proof that Obama, Farrakhan's BFF, is also a flip-flopper.

    Oh, and also a terrorist.


    Tags: Barack Obama, Islam, Louis Farrakhan

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