• The Presidential Debate "Energizing Your Base" Game

    The final presidential debate is upon us, and let's face it — we're really beyond a drinking game by now, aren't we?

    Everything has been building, building, building for so long that at this point, we just want the climax already. Yeah, you feel us. We're just animals, right? Aw, yeah. Political animals.

    So, while drinking can (should?) certainly accompany the action, this game is about building to that climax. Although, we have a feeling you'll find this game just as frustrating as the debate itself:

    If Either Candidate Says This: Do This with the Person to Your Left:
    "First of all, I'd like to thank Hofstra University…"

    Eye Contact



    "Middle class"

    Firm Handshake

    "He'll raise your taxes"

    Quick Peck on Cheek

    "It's not that he doesn't care, it's that he doesn't get it"

    Brush of Hand on Thigh
    "Miss Congeniality"

    Kiss (Mouth)

    "Health care is a right, not a privilege"


    "The fundamentals of our economy are strong"

    Over-Shirt Grope

    "Yes, President Bush would make an excellent Commissioner of Baseball"

    Under-Shirt Grope
    "Let me start with a shout-out to the Riz, T-Bone, the 785, Shortie K…"

    Hand-to-Gland Combat

    "Those mouth-breathing, rust-munching, coal-fondlers in Ohio can kiss my ass. Ditto those tobacco-hawking Virginia douche-nozzles…"

    Nether-Region Suckery

    "My friends, can I even tell you how hard I am right now?"


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    Tags: Barack Obama, Debates, John McCain


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