Levi Johnston Won't Be, Like, Voting for Sarah Palin and Stuff

Well, there's one less vote for the McCain/Palin ticket. Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin's fiance, did not register in time to vote for his future mother-in-law.

But who has the time to participate in the democratic process when you're talking to the press and stuff? Johnston told the AP that his "I don't want kids" MySpace page was just a joke page that his friends created and he had nothing to do with, and said of his engagement, "We were planning on getting married a long time ago with or without the kid."

He then came over a little glassy-eyed and added, "Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."