• …You (Still?) Might Be a Muslim

    You're driving through West Plains, Missouri, like you always do, and you come across this billboard, which was clearly designed by the same artist who wanted to brighten up your breakfast with this. And naturally, you're still having trouble deciding whether Barack Obama is an "Arab" or not. So, we thought it was time to remind you of this handy guide we found in the bathroom at Swifty's Swiftboatery Inn and Swiftboatorium:

    * If you greet your wife fist-to-fist instead of open palm-to-open palm, you might be a Muslim.

    * If you want to turn the USA into a terrorist paradise with universal terrorist healthcare and college tuition credits for every terrorist, you might be a Muslim.

    * If you have ever not punched a gay person you totally could have punched, you might be a Muslim.

    * If you lob inspiring platitudes like hand grenades, you might be a Muslim.

    * If you have talked to a Muslim, you might be a Muslim.

    * If young people aren't immediately revulsed by your craggy, translucent skin and creepy old man giggle, you might be a Muslim.

    * If you go to a Christian church that has a crazy pastor, you might be a Muslim.

    * If you're black and running for president, you might be a Muslim.


    Tags: Barack Obama, Islam

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