• Countdown to Electiony: 18 Days

    Did you know that, in addition to the four sitting presidents we lost to assassination, there have been an additional 18 attempts on presidents' lives?

    This, to me, is the best argument I've heard yet for John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin as his running mate.

    I mean, not only can I guarantee that there will not be a single attempt on McCain's life, but I'm betting that — in event of a McCain administration — every one of the 305,429,000 citizens of the country will do everything in his or her pwer to keep that guy healthy and capable for the next four years.

    With the possible exception of Bill Kristol. Just to be on the safe side, I'd keep that guy away from the president's food.

    Tags: Election Countdown, John McCain, Sarah Palin, William Kristol


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