Rush Limbaugh is on the Case

If you're like most assholes, when you heard Colin Powell had endorsed Barack Obama, you immediately concluded that it can only be because they're both black.

I mean, after seeing firsthand the innerworkings of the Bush Administration's policies not to mention the inarguably disastrous results of those policies, certainly race is the only possible thing that could trump Powell's desire for the country to continue on its present path.

As always, Rush Limbaugh knows exactly what I'm talking about…

"Secretary Powell says his endorsement is not about race… OK, fine. I am now researching his past endorsements to see if I can find all the inexperienced, very liberal, white candidates he has endorsed. I'll let you know what I come up with."

Oh good. Glad to hear it, Rush. Get back to us with your findings ASAP. And while you're doing that, I'm going to look into how many grouchy, elderly, unprincipled black candidates with terrifyingly incurious runningmates Rush Limbaugh has backed. I'll bet it's a ton.

That'll show that dirty racist Colin Powell for sure.