Okay, I Know! It's All My Fault!

I'm going to be in British Columbia — yes, Canada — on Election Day. Is it possible that I really fucked up the vote in two weeks that badly?

I thought Massachusetts was safe…

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Wait a minute. It turns out that this whole thing just some sort of highly sophisticated trick from those scoundrels at MoveOn.org to make me feel bad about not voting.

Well, it worked. I feel bad.

But I'm still not voting.