• McCain Volunteer Also Found to Be Terrible Liar

    Well, that mystery didn't last very long

    Police sources tell KDKA that a campaign worker has now confessed to making up a story that a mugger attacked her and cut the letter "B" in her face after seeing her McCain bumper sticker…

    Ashley Todd, 20, of Texas, initially told police that she was robbed at an ATM in Bloomfield and that the suspect became enraged and started beating her after seeing her GOP sticker on her car…

    Investigators did say that they received photos from the ATM machine and "the photographs were verified as not being the victim making the transaction."…

    The commander added that Todd will face charges; but police have not commented on what those charges will be…

    Pittsburgh Police Public Information Officer Diane Richard released a statement earlier today, saying: "Because of the inconsistencies in her statements, Ms. Todd was asked to submit to a polygraph examination which she agreed to do."

    I'm guessing she failed that test. But that's just a guess.

    Just one point I'd like to make, though. Even if her story had been true, that wouldn't give one little extra piece of credence to any reasons to vote against Obama. Right? One random crazy person doesn't represent a politcal camapign.

    So, this bullshit story shouldn't be considered as a reason to vote against John McCain. There are plenty of other legitmate reasons to find.

    Tags: Ashley Todd, Barack Obama, John McCain, Pennsylvania


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