• Phone Sex Robocall Found to Maybe Not Be Such a Good Idea

    I don't know about the kind of congressional politics they practice out there in California. Granted they're pretty liberal in their views on sexuality.

    But I'm not used to the desire to masturbate to political robocalls

    About 100,000 voters from across California's first congressional district received a startling phone message Sunday in which a female voice sighed seductively, "Mike Thompson's been a bad boy."

    The recorded voice purred into the phone, "Vote 'yessss' for Zane," — Zane Starkewolf, the Republican candidate who faces Rep. Mike Thompson, D-St. Helena, in the November race for Congress.

    Big mistake on Starkewolf's part. No way he should have apologized for those robocalls.

    I'm telling you, there are a ton of people out there who wanna have sex with robots. And they vote, too.

    On the other hand, with all the BDSM they've got out there, this could backfire on him with supporters eager to spank their candidate at the polls.


    Tags: California, House of Representatives, Sex

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