• The Horror! The Horror! Focus on the Family Predicts the Future with Barack Obama

    So you've already figured out that Barack Obama is the Muslim anti-Christ, sent by Satan's hell-demons to give your children abortions while he redistributes your paycheck to William Ayers. Okay, but what would the first four years of an Obama administration really look like in America?

    I don't have a magic telescope that sees into the future, but apparently James Dobson's Focus on the Family does, and they've used it to create this insightful document called "Letter from a Christian in 2012." Here's a vision of what lies ahead, should Barack Obama win in 2008…

    * A 6-3 liberal majority Supreme Court that results in rulings like one making gay marriage the law of the land and another forcing the Boy Scouts to "hire homosexual scoutmasters and allow them to sleep in tents with young boys." (In the imagined scenario, the Boy Scouts choose to disband rather than obey).

    * A series of domestic and international disasters based on Obama's "reluctance to send troops overseas." That includes terrorist attacks on U.S. soil that kill hundreds, Russia occupying the Baltic states and Eastern European countries including Poland and the Czech Republic, and al-Qaeda overwhelming Iraq.

    * Nationalized health care with long lines for surgery and no access to hospitals for people over 80.

    Sure, it sounds dramatic, but I don't see how anyone can take this list seriously.

    I mean, it doesn't even mention the plague of gay locusts.


    Tags: Barack Obama, Christianity, Focus On the Family

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