• Dick Cheney Somehow Manages to Escape from Undisclosed Location, Endorses John McCain

    Finally, a prominent Republican is endorsing John McCain for president.

    Unfortunately, that prominent Republican is Dick Cheney

    "And in three days we'll choose a new steward for the presidency and begin a new chapter in our history. It's the biggest decision that we make together as Americans. A lot turns on the outcome. I believe the right leader for this moment in history is Senator John McCain.

    "John is a man who understands the danger facing America. He's a man who has looked into the face of evil and not flinched. He's a man who's comfortable with responsibility and has been since he joined the armed forces at the age of 17. He's earned our support and confidence, and the time is now to make him commander-in-chief.

    "I'm delighted to support John McCain and I'm pleased that he's chosen a running mate with executive talent, toughness and common sense, our next vice president in Sarah Palin."

    God, no! No, no no!

    I don't understand! How did that guy re-surface so close to the election? This is a fucking nightmare for McCain. Three days out from the election, the vice president should be tranquilized and chained up someplace safe.

    I'm sorry, but that's just good politics.

    Update: This observation from the comments really made me laugh: "I guess we can add McCain to the list of people Cheney has shot in the face." – bearness

    Update 2: It seems that Fox has picked up the endorsement and is really running with it.

    Tags: Dick Cheney, John McCain


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