In Pennsylvania, the Media Elites at Fox News discovered a Black Panther at a polling station. And we thought they were extinct. However, this "Black Panther" (which I think just means you're wearing a beret) also happens to be a certified poll worker and a RESIDENT of the building. Despite zero reports of any "actual intimidation", the guys at Fox News are hoping their "radical" doesn't get a craving for a pop tart and head up to his apartment, otherwise, they will have to make a brand new irrelevant story. Maybe Ashley "B Face" Todd is available.
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