• Countdown to Electiony: 0 Days

    Zero: The number of times in our nation's 232 year history, as of the time of writing, that the country — despite being originally populated by dark-skinned Eurasian migrants, having a multi-continental populace going back longer than the country itself, currently boasting a citizenry with genetic ties to every conceivable place in the world, and a roughly equal (though leaning female) gender breakdown — has seen fit to elect a non-white, non-male person as either its president or vice president.

    Today is the last day in our nation's history that we'll ever have to admit that again.


    Tags: Barack Obama, Election Countdown, Election Day, Sarah Palin

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