Fall Out Boy Vote

Did you know rock stars vote just like you and me? You know who else votes like you and me? Really bad pop punk stars.

Given their fame and fortune, you might think Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump were more important than you and I.

I never thought Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump were more important than me. In fact, I don't even think Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump are more important than a jar of mayonnaise. But that's not a knock to them, because I love mayonnaise.

Well, apparently mayonnaise has to wait in long lines to vote, just like you and me. Wait, what?

Voting was well worth it for the "rockers," because afterward, they are heading to the bitchingest party this side of Ralph Nader's election night cocaine blow-out.

"I'm hanging out with Diddy tonight," Wentz said. "I don't know what Diddy gives out when he sees the 'I Voted' sticker, [but you know it's] something crazy!"

See? They are no different from you and me. They have to wait in long lines and then go get a crazy gift from Diddy!

For Wentz's sake I hope the crazy gift is musical talent.