Florida Doing Its Part To Throw Election Into Chaos… Too Bad No One Else Is

Another election, another Florida result that is too close to call.  At least at this point.  The state seems to be setting the stage for another recount, just in case anyone's up for one.  They've already arranged for…

* An incredibly tight vote count.

* A scare campaign targetted at elderly Jews.

* A dirty tricks campaign targetted at first-time voters.

* A suicidal squirrel impeding early voting.

But wouldn't you know it, the rest of the country isn't playing along.  Pennsylvania has already gone for Barack Obama and voting is proceding in an orderly fashion from Maine to Kentucky to Missouri.

And Pat Buchanan's name isn't on the ballot.