Help John McCain Rent a Movie Tonight

In each of the 3,928 elections he's lived through, John McCain has followed an Election Day tradition: he stops campaigning, goes home and watches a movie while democracy does its thing. But today there is no popcorn for the old maverick, because he's busy giving some last-ditch stump speeches. So sad!

Let's hope, for John McCain's sake, that this election gets called early so he can get to Blockbuster before it closes. Here are our movie suggestions for Senator McCain; please be a Real American and put yours in the comments.

*Dodgeball: It is, after all, a true underdog story.

*Star Trek: First Contact: That pretty Borg Queen reminds him of Cindy.

*Love Story: Because love means never having to say you lost an election.

*The Manchurian Candidate: Or not, since he's seeing it play out in real life.

*Juno: Bristol Palin's friends keep talking about this one, for some reason.

*Good Night, and Good Luck: An interesting look at the Real Americans who helped make sure Real America was safe from Commies.