Patton Oswalt's Election Day LiveBlog

Beginning at 7:30 EST/4:30 PST, the amazingly wonderful and wonderfully amazing Patton Oswalt will be LiveBlogging election night for Indecision 2008.

What can we expect? According to Patton, a little of this:

Four hours of free-form, increasingly drunken blathering as I wind and wend through the three major networks. Plus the androids at CNBC, the MSNBC drum circle, the FOX News dickslaps, CNN and their Polyphonic Spree-sized pundit pack and, my favorites, the poorly-dressed, marble-mouthed zombies at PBS.

Four hours! I'll be updating — fuck, sometimes every few seconds. And with pics! And you can comment!

The words epic, hilarious and boner were coined back in the olden days solely in anticipation of me someday trying to describe how I feel about this.

To hold you over for the next few hours, here's something Patton wrote about election day 2004.