Patton Oswalt's LiveBlog

9:23p: Dan Rather:

"In poker terms, what John McCain is doing is trying to draw the proverbial inside straight. In Magic: The Gathering terms, he's attacking an Ice Wyvvyrn with a Hedge Dwarf. In 'male runaways I've got locked in my basement' terms, he's trying to chew through the restraining collar while wearing punishment socks."