10:36p: Oprah's quoting the Bible on ABC right now.
10:19p: Man, William Kristol won't let the Palin thing go. He's got evil, far-reaching plans…
10:12p: Bring me the head of Michelle Bachman!
10:03p: Stop calling what McCain has before him a "climb". The people on the Hindenburg didn't face a "climb" when that thing hit the power lines.
9:57: "Are you watching FOX News? I think they're drunk. I'm not kidding. Listen to Brit Hume."
9:54p: Boy, Shepard Smith just made the term "strategy room" sound fucking ominous.
9:52p: I'm pretty much going to keep it on FOX for the rest of the night. Dan Rather shall be a palate-cleanser.
9:44p: Is anyone watching CNN? It's over. McCain had a chance against Obama,
but he's no match for MATH.
9:42: Sorry I haven't posted. I'm letting the scotch dapple my heart.
9:34p: I can literally hear Fred Barnes' stomach eating itself from tension and defeat.
9:28p: Ohio for Obama. I'll still be blogging for the next two hours, but…
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