• This Election Day, Help Me Gamble the Vote

    Some people vote on foreign policy. Some people vote on the economy. Some vote because they like pulling big ol' levers. I cast my vote to advance the cause that is closest to my own heart this year — annihilating my high school friends in our Electoral College pool.

    But I can't do it alone. I need your help. If you live in any of the following states:

    California, Colorado, Connecticut, D.C., Delaware, Florida, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Wisconsin

    Please vote for Barack Obama.

    If you live in any of the following states:

    Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Georgia, Idaho, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, Wyoming

    Please vote for John McCain.

    What are your Electoral College predictions?


    Tags: Barack Obama, Election Day, John McCain

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