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  • Time-Traveling PUMAs Explain Why Barack Obama Lost the Election

    Nov 4, 2008 02:07 PM by Mary Phillips-Sandy | Comments:

    Oh, hey, what's up, people who are still stuck in November 4, 2008. I'm coming to you from the future, where a PUMA blog has broken the bad news to Barack Obama's supporters.

    Your man lost, big time.

    Yeah. Sorry about that. I know the polls had him ahead all day, but five key factors sank the USS Hope at the very last minute…

    (1) The Obamedia's Attacks on Joe the Plumber

    (2) Bitter, Gun-and-Religion-Clinging Small Town America

    (3) Obamedia's Nonstop Love Affair With Obama

    (4) Obama's Constant Playing of the Race Card

    (5) PUMAs and Sarah Palin

    The tipping point came around 4:30 p.m. on Election Day, when Obama punched Joe the Plumber, took away his gun, accused him of being a racist, burned a pantsuit in effigy and made out with four pool reporters on the back of his bus.


    Tags: Barack Obama, Joe the Plumber, PUMAs
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