Election Day provides corporations large and small a great opportunity to turn civic responsibility into civic responsibadveritizing.
Here's a list of free stuff you can get if you vote today:
- Free Krispy Kreme donuts.
- Free Starbucks coffee.
- Free Ben and Jerry's.
- Free vibrator or "Maverick sleeve" at Babeland.
- Free Chick-fil-A at Chick-fil-A in Tampa.
- Discounted body piercings in Kirksville, MO.
Are we missing anything?
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