Barney Bush: "I'll Take Off His Ear Next"

Barney, the soon-to-be-ex First Dog, bit a Reuters reporter yesterday. The reporter had to be treated by the White House physician.

"Yeah, that's right, I drew blood," said Barney, interviewed after the "accident." "Look, I'm eight years old. You do the math. You know what I'm saying? I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all!"

Click here to see slo-mo footage of the bite, in what I like to refer to as "The Pupruder Film."