Sarah Palin is Trapped in the Closet, Returning Her Clothes

Poor, poor Sarah Palin. She is back home in Wasilla, where it is 32 degrees in the sun, and she's being forced to relinquish the $150,000 wardrobe she bought with Republican funds during the campaign.

The governor of Alaska will be left shivering in a snowbank and her children will race around in tears, because the RNC has taken away their underwear…

Palin's father, Chuck Heath, said his daughter spent Saturday trying to figure out what belongs to the RNC.

"She was just frantically… trying to sort stuff out," Heath said. "That's the problem, you know, the kids lose underwear, and everything has to be accounted for.

"Nothing goes right back to normal," he said.

"Normal," of course, is the old moose-pelt knickers.