Alaskans Begin Stockpiling Weapons

Alaskans are simple folk, and they know their priorities.  They like their winters dark, their moose field-dressed (whatever that means), and their Governors dumb as rocks.

They also like their guns.  And since it's obvious that in President Obama's coming Nazi-Marxist-Fascist police state all individual liberties will be destroyed, they're stockpiling those guns as fast as they can.

Over the past week, ammunition has been selling by the pallet-load at the shop [Alaska Shooters Supply]. Guns, particularly military-style weapons, are a hot ticket.

And high-capacity magazines were selling so well, the Boniface Parkway shop ran out the week of the Nov. 4 election.

That's no coincidence. Fear of stiffer gun laws after Barack Obama's successful presidential bid and a Congress with a larger Democratic edge is prompting gun enthusiasts across the country to stock up in record numbers.

"Obama is the best gun salesman we've had in the last 50 years," said Jack Murray, Alaska Shooters Supply owner. "We sold more guns (the day after the election) than I have on any one particular day in 21 years. I was crying all the way to the bank."

There's no question that Obama's first act as president will be to unilaterally repeal the Second Amendment, since that's well within the power of the president to do.

And Alaskans can't be blamed for worrying about their precious guns.  After all, they're going to need them when their state secedes from the Union and declares Todd Palin to be its leader!