• Sarah Palin Helps Us Move Past William Ayers, Who By the Way is a Terrorist

    As cooperative non-rogue-going team player Sarah Palin told CNN's Wolf Blitzer yesterday, she is just so ready to assist Barack Obama with all of these tough challenges that our country now faces which and too, for progress. Sarah Palin just wants to help, gosh darn it.

    In her first act of official helpfulness, Palin called for a little sanity in re: one Bill the Terrorist…

    BLITZER: And during the campaign, you said this, you said: "This is not a man who sees America as you see it and how I see America." And then you went on to say: "Someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect that he is palling around with terrorists who would target their own country."

    PALIN: Well, I still am concerned about that association with Bill Ayers. And if anybody still wants to talk about it, I will, because this is an unrepentant domestic terrorist who had campaigned to blow up, to destroy our Pentagon and our U.S. Capitol. That's an association that still bothers me.

    And I think it's still fair to talk about it. However, the campaign is over. That chapter is closed.

    That's absolutely right. We can all stop not talking about this. Besides, William Ayers won't try to blow up the U.S. Capitol now, what with his best friend living right down the street.

    Tags: Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, Terrorism, William Ayers


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