• Good Morning America Pals Around with William Ayers

    This morning, domestic terrorist and anti-American Chicago community organizer William Ayers entered the Good Morning America sound stage — presumably armed with concealed guns and homemade pipe bombs — and exploded rumors that he and Barack Obama are blood brothers in the fight to destroy America…

    After months of silence, the 1960's radical William Ayers sat down for his first television interview on Friday and condemned what he called a "dishonest narrative" used by Republicans to "demonize" him.

    "I don't buy the idea that guilt by association should have any part of our politics," Mr. Ayers said, appearing on ABC's "Good Morning America." "This idea that we need to know more, like there's some dark, hidden secret, some secret link. It's a myth thrown up by people who want to exploit the politics of fear."

    Yeah, sure. This would be a lot easier to believe if it weren't coming from the mouth of a man who pals around with Barack Obama, a man who pals around with domestic terrorists like William Ayers, a man with a violent past…

    "What you call the violent past, that was a time when thousands of people were being murdered every month by our own government. We were on the right side."

    Luckily, ABC was somehow able to put an end to interview before Ayers had time to domestically terrorize the studio.

    There were no casualties.

    (video here)

    Tags: ABC, Barack Obama, Good Morning America, Terrorism, William Ayers


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