From the Writers of The Daily Show – Sarah Palin

The Daily Show writers speculate on what Sarah Palin has been up to since her return to Alaska…

* Spending a week frozen in a block of ice

* Backpacking around what she's pretty sure is europe

* Reading "all of them"

* Making a fortune placing tiny classified ads

* Mapping the moose genome

* Taking twice daily calls from president Sarkozy

* She's going to Disneyworld, which she "does" know is a continent

* Wife swapping with a family that believes in evolution

* Disorganizing communities

* Keeping an eye on Russia, you can be sure

* Pitching her reality show "Real housewife of Moosejaw County"

* Trying to get a coffee stain out of a $5,000 pantsuit

* Building doomsday machine

* Working on baby #6

* Seducing Levi

* Catching salmon in mouth

* Warming herself by local bookfire

* Drilling, baby, drilling

Tags: Alaska, Sarah Palin, TDS Writers, The Daily Show