Barack and Michelle Obama on 60 Minutes

In case you missed it last night, Barack Obama gave his first post-election interview to 60 Minutes' Steve Kroft. Subjects ranged from the direness of the economic crisis, the need to close Guantanamo Bay and end American torture practices, why he finally gave up his shitty D.C. apartment, and how he might throw a little presidential weight around to get a college football playoff system in place…

Solving the economic crisis and closing Guantanamo? Fine. I'll buy that.

But college football playoffs. No way. That system is too fucked.

Tags: 60 Minutes, Barack Obama, CBS, Michelle Obama