Barack Obama hasn't taken office yet, and he may already be responsible responsible for impregnating more women than Bill Clinton, John Edwards and Janet Napolitano combined…
The theory is almost too perfect to be true. Barack Obama, the son of politically progressive parents, was born Aug. 4, 1961 — almost nine months to the day after John F. Kennedy was elected to the White House. Is it possible Obama was conceived on that historic night?
And if so, could history repeat itself? In the hours and days since Obama's victory, many of his exhilarated supporters have been, shall we say, in the mood for love.
And though it's too soon to know for sure, experts aren't ruling out the possibility of an Obama baby boom — the kind of blip in the national birth rate that often follows a seismic event, whether it's scary (a terrorist attack) or celebratory (the end of World War II).
Hopefully, these kids will be happier, more docile and less scared-shitless than their seven-year-old siblings.
Tags: Barack Obama, Election Day