• Glenn Beck Orders a Frosty, Gets a Taste of Rage

    Conservative talk show host Glenn Beck has hit the road for a book tour, which means he gets an up-close and personal look at the country he loves so dearly.

    Only problem is, some parts of the country don't love conservative talk show hosts back, as Glenn discovered when he and his crew stopped at a roadside Wendy's for a snack…

    …I'm just, I just want [a] Frosty, please, the guy standing next to me, who, by the way, I may point out. Had food in his hair, is a truck driver and he turned around. He looked at me and the recognition was immediate and he said, You racist bigot! And I just said — I wanted to say, I think you have me mistaken for someone else, but I knew he knew who I was and he just hated me for who I was. You conservatives that have destroyed this country! And the hatred was so deep, it was breath taking.

    Obviously this truck driver was all fired up with Hope, and Glenn's security team got involved, and someone accused someone of being involved with the Holocaust, which is racist. Glenn just wanted a Frosty. Why do liberals ruin everything?

    The guy screamed at the restaurant, you better not let me see you in the parking lot because I've got a truck and I'll run your ass over! Wow. Is this who we've become? Is this who we've become?

    I could stand in line with Michael Moore and I wouldn't say that to him. I would say some things to Michael Moore, but it wouldn't be that.

    Ha, no, Glenn Beck wouldn't say that to Michael Moore if they were standing in line together. He wouldn't say anything at all, because he'd be busy committing murder.

    From the May 17 [2005] broadcast of The Glenn Beck Program:

    BECK: Hang on, let me just tell you what I'm thinking. I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out — is this wrong?

    Of course it's not wrong, Glenn. Killing a man with your bare hands is so much more patriotic than running him over with your truck, which was probably made in Japan.

    Tags: Glenn Beck, Michael Moore


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