* Saxby Chambliss and other guy somehow failing to capture voters' excitement.
* Fox News asks the question everyone else is afraid to ask: Can Sarah Palin still win this election for John McCain?
* Al Franken now poised to lose by even slimmer margin.
* George Bush refuses to set timetable for withdrawal from your crotch.
* White House Christmas tree weighs in, calls for Bush impeachment.
* Oh, wait. Nevermind.
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