• Barack Obama Reignites War on Guns, Guns Blazing

    Savvy patriots knew November 5 kicked off the always-festive assault weapon stockpiling season, because let's face it, Barack Obama's entire campaign was a front for one simple agenda: he and Nancy Pelosi want to ban your guns, take away your guns, and shoot your guns with other guns (that you can't have).

    Here's the Chosen One admitting as much at a recent press conference…

    "I believe in common-sense gun safety laws, and I believe in the second amendment," Obama said at a news conference. "Lawful gun owners have nothing to fear. I said that throughout the campaign. I haven't indicated anything different during the transition. I think people can take me at my word."

    You don't need much brainpower to read between those lines. Barack Obama is going to terrorize lawful gun owners and overturn the Second Amendment the minute he's sworn in.

    Better order another AK-47. And one for the kids, too.

    Just to be safe.


    Tags: Barack Obama, Guns, Second Amendment

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