• Mark Penn Tries Jedi Mind Trick, Fails

    Remember during the primaries when Mark Penn said Barack Obama was unelectable? No you don't!

    Mark Penn told the Independent in England that he did not write in internal Hillary campaign memos that Barack Obama was unelectable. "Huh. No. It doesn't say that at all," Penn said. For the record, Penn wrote: "The right knows Obama is unelectable, except perhaps against Attila the Hun."

    Oh man. I totally know how Mark Penn feels. For example, I never called Mark Penn a big flaccid wiener that one time I called Mark Penn a big flaccid wiener.

    I also didn't call Mark Penn a big flaccid wiener that other time I called Mark Penn a big flaccid wiener.

    What is it with you people thinking me calling Mark Penn a big flaccid wiener is reason to believe I've ever called Mark Penn a big flaccid wiener?


    Tags: Barack Obama, Mark Penn

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