You know how some people are just awful parents, but then become really awesome grandparents? I think George W. Bush might be like that but for Presidents.
Sure, he's screwed up our country for decades to come, but he's going to take our country's kids to the circus and buy them banana splits.
How many banana splits did he buy us? None. Not one. Not even a goddamn ice-cream cone. And he didn't show up to a single little league–I'm sorry, our time is up. We'll pick up on this next week.
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