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    Oh my god, you guys. If you love Barack Obama so much, why don't you just marry him?

    Nearly eight in ten Americans questioned in a CNN/Opinion Research Corporation survey out Tuesday morning are giving the president-elect the thumbs up when it comes to his handling of the transition. Seventy-nine percent approve of Obama's performance so far during transition, with 18 percent disapproving.

    Obama's approval rating is "14 points higher than the approval rating for president-elect Bush in 2001 and 17 points higher than president-elect Clinton's rating in 1992," CNN Polling Director Keating Holland noted.

    To put a 79% approval rating into perspective, keep in mind that only 73% approve of pancakes, and even blowjobs fall short at 77%.

    On the other hand, blowjobs while eating pancakes continue to boast an unmatched 98% approval rating.

    Tags: Barack Obama, CNN, Polls


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