• Barack Obama Eats Meat-Like Food Stuff

    Wanna know what a great day it is for reporting on people reporting on the news?

    Well, this is one of the major breaking stories of the day

    On Sunday a New York Times pool reporter disclosed that Barack Obama ordered "spam musubi" for lunch during a golf outing in Hawaii.

    Mainlanders may be unfamiliar with the local delicacy. According to the pool report, "spam musubi, a local luncheon specialty, consists of spam and a fried egg on a bed of rice, all held together with a dried seaweed wrap. (Visualize a very big sushi role, slightly larger than a Hostess Ho Ho.)"

    Wow! Fake meat sushi! The president-elect eating a food-like thing in a pretentious-like way!

    It's hard to imagine that just last week the media was all over the story of his super-important choice of super-important person to deliver super-unimportant part of his super-important inauguration ceremony.

    Really puts things into perspective, doesn't it?

    Tags: Barack Obama, Hawaii


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