Dick Cheney Tototally Dumbfounded About Why He is Not More Beloved

As Dick Cheney prepares to enter into his final three weeks of duty as the vice-president of the United States, he may have remarkably low approval ratings at 29 percent. But now it appears that he may also have remarkably low critical reasoning skills as well.

In an interview with a Wyoming newspaper, Cheney answered a question of his unpopularity…

QUESTION: How do you explain your low approval rating?

CHENEY: I don't have any idea. I don't follow the polls.

Apparently, he also doesn't follow his own actions, the things he says, or whatever the hell it is that Constitution thing says.