Sarah Palin is a Grandmother

Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston — daughter of Sarah Palin's 18-year-old daughter Bristol and Levi Johnston — was born yesterday, and, as far as anybody knows, has no immediate plans to run for higher office in the near future…

Bristol Palin, the 18-year-old daughter of former Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, gave birth on Sunday to a healthy 7 lb., 4 oz., baby boy in Palmer, Alaska.

"We think it's wonderful," said Colleen Jones, the sister of Bristol's grandmother Sally Heath, who confirmed the news. "The baby is fine and Bristol is doing well. Everyone is excited."

Can you believe that? Baby Tripp has been out of his mother's womb for a full day now and has not yet consented to a single press conference or major interview! What do the Palins/Johnstons have to hide?

Oh, and let me know when it's time to start wondering whether or not Bristol is the actual mother of baby Tripp. Does anyone know for certain that Tripp is not actually the child of six-year-old Piper?

Hey, I'm just being a thorough journalist.