• Obam-Ailments to Watch Out For: Hopetitis O

    Hopetitis O (ˈhōp- tī-təs ˈō)

    Hopetitis O is an acute liver disorder often associated with illicit consumption of simple rhetoric, unprotected political discourse, and repeated donation of funds to the DNC.

    Infection occurs after prolonged exposure to hope, often caused by watching old YouTube videos of Obama's acceptance speech.

    Symptoms include believing Barack Obama will fix the ailing economy, despite all empirical evidence to the contrary.

    If you feel as though racism is officially over, an immediate Iraqi troop withdrawal is imminent, or that we are the one's we've been waiting for, please consult a medical professional. But don't hold your breath on receiving free healthcare. That's not going to happen.

    Tags: Barack Obama, Obam-Ailments


About Us

Comedy Central's Indecision is the network's digital hub for news, politics and other jokes: we're here, we're everywhere. We're not affiliated with any television show. We're affiliated with ourselves.