That's Puzzling!: Headline Anagrams, January 13th

Once again, it's time to take some words and mix up all their letters and then put them back together again to create new words, but in a totally fun and hip way.

But first, here's a few from last week's challenge…

As if afraid, national brooders literally combust. Ow! (Dharam)

Boss now admits far radiation of blue-collar reality. (Dharam)

Do It! Amoral barflys fornicate, I'd woo a lesbian slut. (Taco)

Liberals' lid out of control: a bad famine awaits, sorry. (Johan Rönnblom)

And how about a haiku?

Airfares And Eras
A Lib Told: Cool It
Flout My Rainbows
(Janice)

Here's this week's headline…

Israel Says Hamas Is Damaged, Not Destroyed

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Here's our best attempt at something that almost makes sense…

Sad sassy hotel maitre-d: "Armageddon is easy."

Those maitre-d seems to know everything, don't they?