How to Feel on Inauguration Day: A Handy Flow Chart

If you're like 99.993% of the people in the U.S., then you have no idea how you should feel as Barack Obama is sworn into office on Tuesday. Should you be happy? Should you be sad? Should you be hungry? (Hint: You shouldn't be hungry.)

So many many choices! What to do?

Well, don't you worry yourself no more, because we've got a simple, easy-to-follow flow chart right here to answer all your question. Minimal thinking required…

Do you want to read the whole thing?

Yes!
No. (Just fucking read it.)

Tags: Barack Obama, Inauguration, Joe the Plumber, John McCain, Sarah Palin