From the Pork Barrel: Pimp My Faith-Based Community Initiative

* If you're gonna be the prostitution guru of Columbus, it helps to also be the director of Ohio's Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives. Because you're essentially using the same rolodex.

* Excited for Barack Obama's inauguration? Then you're totally gay, you gay!

* Caroline Kennedy's popularity has dropped hard in the past month. Maybe she really is meant for politics.

* Thank Jesus we have men like Rep. Paul Broun and these two weird religious guys around to do important government stuff like blessing doorways. Otherwise, all the doorways would suffer an eternity in Hell.

* Eric Holder holdering in there pretty well.

* I'm surprised that more people aren't pissed at this comparison of Rick Warren's congregation to the Hitler Youth Movement. Maybe it's because it's Rick Warren making the comparison.

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