• Obam-Ailments to Watch Out For: Multiple Audacity Disorder


    Multiple Audacity Disorder (məl-tə-pəl ȯ-ˈda-sə-tē dis-ˈȯr-dər)

    Multiple Audacity Disorder is a malady brought upon by uncharacteristically high levels of hopefulness. As Barack Obama prepares for the presidency of the United States of America, victims of this disorder will begin to believe that an array extremely unlikely scenarios actually exist within the realm of possible futures.

    The disorder is caused by the massive pools of emotion originating in the heart, which over time will flow through the bloodstream and become lodged in the reasoning sections of the victim's brain.

    Symptoms include believing in tomorrow, thinking any child can grow up to be president, and wondering if satire is dead now that the world is perfect.

    Doctors across the country have expressed concern that many victims could fall into shock upon the realization Barack Obama is a non-divine human mammal. Some medical professionals have expressed hope that Obama will somehow manage not fail in the slightest as president, though these professionals are generally believed to be suffering from the disorder themselves.


    Tags: Barack Obama, Obam-Ailments

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